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BurgerMonger makes Kim Jung Un an offer

June 1, 2018

CIA reports indicate that North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un wants to open a Western-style burger restaurant in his isolated nation so the brand, BurgerMonger, is stepping up to the plate. According to a company press release, BurgerMonger founder Jake Hickton is offering to forego franchising fees for the whole Pyongyang market if Kim Jung Un gives up his nuclear weapons. 

"We're prepared to send our all-American Burgers to Singapore next month so Kim and his comrades can get a true taste of freedom. Whatever it takes to get a deal done!" said Hickton in the release.

BurgerMonger has five locations throughout Florida.